Saturday, January 22, 2011
Stella: Same song, second verse... Baby voice makes it worse. Fried Ham! Fried Ham! Cheese & Bologna! After that we'll have some pickles and pretzels... Then we'll have some more Fried Ham! Fried Ham! Fried Ham!
Stella: I'm still awake and you, my friend, are RETARDED. So I will try to come up with another suggestion to make your life more interesting. How about you try to incorporate this phrase into your conversation with Big T tonight: "Guess what?! I am not a robot." That is what I would like for you to say. But when you say it, you will have to be a little angry about something. You can't just throw it out there in a happy-go-lucky tone. He needs to do something that is pushing you or antagonizing you and you should respond with "Guess what? I am not a robot" using a real serious voice. This will make me happy and be very entertaining. Then you can get on here & tell us about how it went. Also, you should actually dance like a robot just for fun to see if Big T notices. It would be optimal if you did this before you said the phrase that I have bestowed upon you although if it doesn't work out in that order, it will be okay. Now when you are doing your robotic moves, you should do it where Big T can/will see you, but you should act like you did not want him to see. So you have to pretend you were having this spontaneous moment and he caught you. There! Report back.
Loki: Thanks for the assignment. I don't really need any help with stupid things to yell at my husband. I tend to come up with those things all on my own. He will push me or antagonize me soon enough and then I will report back afterI scream "Guess what? I am not a robot"at him. However, I was able to do the robot dance, and when he caught me, he said, "Are you dying?" No joke. Apparently my dancing skills have not improved... Err.. my robot is not very good. Maybe I need to "break it down" on the Kinect. (This is where the dance is slowed down into slow motion speed so that you can learn how to do the stupid dance moves such as the one called "Swagga Hand.") Okay, Big T has left for the gym now. The babe is in bed and I just whacked myself in the teeth with this laptop. Seriously, I thought I knocked out my front tooth. These are the things I do even when no one is around to laugh at me. Don't ask me how I am still alive.
What is your hobby?