Stella: The Man Child is back by popular demand to discuss the important matter of furniture. Except he has nothing to say about furniture, he says as I read this out loud to him. Therefore, I have asked him to share with us something that he does have knowledge of... which is stacking boxes. Stacking boxes is an important job for the young man child.... It teaches him valuable life tools. Oh wait, he just said that he won't discuss his profession with me either, which leaves me nothing else to discuss but his love life or lack thereof.
So, TMC how's the search for your future wifey going?
Stella: Is that Halle Berry now? She looks nasty. Oh wait, we aren't writing everything I say out loud on here. So back to business. We must come up with a few more skills for you. What else can you do? Numbchucks? Remodel a bathroom? Install brake pads?
TMC: Yes, I can do that. So suck it! I am very skilled at numbchucks as well as I went through a ninja phase in my childhood. ie, Ninja Turtles, Three Ninjas... And as far as remodeling bathrooms, I have a father that I am sure could help me. I bring many things to the table... (He crosses his arm and begins to talk poetically about himself.) I am very skilled in the art of music trivia... movie quotes.. and other things about movies etc etc.. I have what they refer to as "entertainment value." (Yes, still using the retarded poet voice...) I am very entertaining. Let's just put it that way. So... What other things do I need? Cute, entertaining. What woman wouldn't die to have this? I also have a tattoo... (He laughs at this one and looks down to admire his ink.)