Loki: Sometimes you say things that just baffle me...like why you get mad when I come over to the house and go run and then...oh my gosh, take 10 minutes to shower!!!
Stella: No. It's not that I care about you taking a shower. It's that you use all my stuff while you are in there! And then you get out and put on my make-up and accuse me of stealing your mascara. Uh, no. I bought that myself. In fact, I find it quite humorous that when you get out of the shower you put on your broom skirt and lace shirt. You guys should see her laying around the house in this get-up. Even Bess laughs at her. She tells us that the broom skirt is "comfortable" and that she just likes to wear it. But it's awful. Which makes it H.I.L.A.R.I.O.U.S. I actually enjoy her wearing it because then I always have something to smile about.
Loki: I really have no idea what the big deal is with this skirt. It's comfortable and it's in style.. It's beachy. I was just trying to find something else besides shorts to wear. I got a little tired of wearing my work out clothes all day every day. I was used to dressing up and looking presentable every day and then I find myself feeling odd with make up on now. I wear pajamas all day long and find nothing wrong with it. At one point I thought maybe I should get dressed so I look presentable for my husband when he comes home but then he would come home and say, "Why are you wearing that? Where are you going?"
Stella: He dresses pretty wacko himself. He's got these sheer, white, beach pants that he likes to wear. Probably because not only are they see-through and "breezy," they look like pajama's. And even though they are completely see through, he still wears navy britches underneath them. Rumor has it, he wore them to the firework stand in an effort to boost sales. HAHAHA.
Loki: He bought those pants in Jamaica. I think he saw some dude wearing them and thought to himself that he would look pretty good and beachy in them too. They were like $40 I think. Pretty expensive pajama pants. I thought they were a silly buy, but he had just asked me to marry him and he was in a pretty good mood so of course I did not want to argue with him about white breezy pants that surely looked nice on a beach.... but where else would you wear them? Turns out the man wears them everywhere.
Stella: I guess if someone wanted to marry me, I'd let him get away with such shenannigans too. But not for long.... I'd fake a "didn't-know-how-to-wash-them-and-they-got-crumbled-up-and-shredded-and-sadly-you-can-never-wear-them-again-but-maybe-next-time-you-take-me-to-Jamaica-we-can-get-you-some-more" accident. But that's just me.... Between his beach attire, your home-comfort-broom skirt and Baby Blue's never matching hair bows, you guys are one creative little family.
Loki: Yeah well, we do what we can. At least we arent dorky.
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