Stella: First of all, did you just say SUCKLE? How can you not like saying breast, but are okay with the word suckle? Gross. And that’s exactly what this whole thing is to me- GROSS. In my head, my baby brother is still in the 5th grade, like Loki said. And 5th graders should not have hickeys on their necks! Being the classy person that I am, I would never want to give or receive a hickey. And I am 26! So I think we are in agreement here. When you get/give a hickey it is your intent to show to others off that someone has found you so appealing that they wanted to suck on your flesh. I laughed at the use of the word “meditated” though. That just makes me think you’re planning a murder or a serious crime. And hickeys are not a crime… But maybe they should be!
Loki: Yes, they should be! So who is this girl sucking on our brother’s neck? (I’m okay with the word “suckling” because it just makes me think of vampires, and vampires make me happy!) And I also hear it was his "friend"..ya know the bad vampire, Victoria (Sorry, I can’t help it that I reference Twilight so much.) But I no longer wish to discuss my brother’s neck or his vampire friends. The Man Child does tend to do everything Batman does so maybe he was just following suit. You know how they are all little clones of our father. But I don’t remember Dad ever sporting a hickey. Eww, let’s not go there either. I’m done with this topic... NEXT!
Do you let your loved one (or random Vampires) suckle on you? Please don't really answer.