Loki: Like for Halloween or because you want to wear one for a daily use?
Stella: For daily usage of course. We already established that I do not participate in dressing up for Halloween. This head of hair has become so unmanageble. It's like taking the 1st step... I have come to the conclusion that I am powerless over controlling my hair and it has become unmanagable.
Loki: Serioulsy? Well, I dont think your hair is that un-manageble. I think it is more to do with the fact that you dont want to spend time on your hair... or you would rather just wear a pony tail. I have been sporting curly hair for a long time only because I dont want to get out of bed 30 minutes earlier to straighten it. Please get a pink hair wig... or really blonde.
Stella: No, I think I shall get a blue wig and call myself Katy Perry. Or a pink wig and call mysef... Pink. Or red like Rhianna. I guess colored wigs are the latest fashion. I bet most of the men who come in here are color blind and wouldn't notice anyway.
Loki: I watched a "True Life" episode on MTV... and there was a girl who had several different wigs that she wore daily. I think she had a shopping addiction, but they were like accessories to her. What happened to your curly hair?
Stella: Yes, it went away when I got pregnant. Maybe it'll come back again someday if I ever get the chance to procreate and spread my genes again. I used to love having my low-maintenance curly hair. Even though someone once told me it looked like a rat's nest when I was younger. (I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU! You know who you are!) But now I just can't handle all this washing and drying and straightening. Then it just looks awful. Either too flat or too frizzy. Never just nice & calm....
Loki: Who said your hair looked like a rat's nest? One time when I was 16 I decided to try something new with my hair... I think I put moose in it or shomething. Anyway, my manager at work (at the time) told me it looked like a cat had licked my hair. It wasn't very nice and I have never forgotten that... In fact, I use that quote a lot to describe my hair. Oh, motherhood! I can't wear my wedding ring now because apparently pregnancy made me allergic to white gold. Is that not the craziest thing you have ever heard? I guess I am going to have to get another ring soon... maybe platinum this time. (Uhh... yeah right!)
Stella: One time Gpa told me it looks like I had gotten in a fight with a cat (when I was in my teens and had a break out on my forehead.) People should think before they say such cruel things to young impressionable girls. I will not reveal the name of the rat commenter, but I'm sure you can guess. Also, I found my FIRST gray hair this weekend. I was really stressing out. I even tried to get dad to help me pluck it out, but he kept ripping out the rest of my hair and not the gray one. "Your mom got gray hair when she was your age too," he said. So then I was in pure panick mode... I already know I've only got 4 good years left until I reach the dreaded 30... And now I'm going to have gray hair??? Luckily, Nana Bess maintains that she was in her 30's when her head turned gray, but I don't know if I trust her memory.
Loki: Yowzers! I hope I don't have any gray hairs! You know when you pluck one, two will grow back. You just said Panick instead of Panic... haha. Talk about freaking out... You lost your ability to spell... Maybe you are turning into Nana Bess!
Thoughts on getting old & gray?