One Up-er

Loki: Stella stole my heater today. My feet are freezing

Stella: This is a blog subject? For real?
Stella: Your cold feet?

Loki: Well you could make another comment... like how your feet are warm now in this ice box. We could talk about the train ride we are about to take
Loki: or about how you are going to lose 10 lbs this week. Because you said it, it must come true
Loki: or your love of facebook stalking.

Stella: How about this? My brother punched me in the boob the other day. don't you think that is inappropriate?

Stella: I told him I was going to kick him in the balls.

Loki: oh my

Stella: Dad agreed that I had one free kick.

Loki: Man Child punched you in the boob?

Stella: Another time my brother pinched my nipple

Loki: Did you kick him?
Loki: that freaks me out. I have no idea why any brother would pinch their sisters nipple....Its just wrong

Stella: No. But I think I gave him a "tittie-twister" first.

Loki: thats different. he is a boy

Stella: So he just decided that it wasn't fair and tried to give me one too.
Loki: it is NOT the same

Stella: P.S. I'm not stalking anyone on facebook at the moment.

Loki:No one can pinch or punch my boobs... they will get squirted with some milk
Loki: haha

Stella: I already agreed that was inappropriate behavior.
Stella: That is Disgusting. I can't believe you would say that OUT LOUD

Loki:I just love how I can see your computer so I know what you are looking at all the time.
Loki: not as disguisting as discussing your brothers punching and pinching your boobs

Stella: You're a creeper

Loki: you are lucky my eyes are so bad...otherwise i might be able to see what you type
Loki: You are a creeper too... you like to read other people's emails. in fact...have you snooped through mine yet?

Stella: no

Stella: why would you have any good ones?
Stella: to mother?

Loki: no...i think i deleted them all as to not offend you ...because I knew you would snoop

Stella: I like to read what Mom writes about me. That's all. It's not being nosey. I just want to be informed. Most of the time she's just complaining about me being stuck to her like a leach or how she doesn't like when I'm not doing something correctly with Bella.

Stella: I gotta know these things

Loki: Well thats what happens when you are with someone ALL the time. She just needs a place to vent.

Loki: Because if you realize what other people think about you, it will help you adjust your attitude and be a better person?

Stella: I agree.
Stella: I'm enjoying my time alone.
Stella: Correct.

Loki: So if i say something negative about you... you will interperet it as my outside opinion and correct said attitude?!
Loki: Umm No.. you would swiftly kick me in the balls.
Loki: (not that i have any)

Stella: That's what I like about people. To hear their real honest opinions. Why do you think i'm so blunt and straight forward?
Stella: No sugar coating please.

Loki:I think you are a liar

Stella: I don't lie.
Stella: So I don't want people lying to me.
Stella: That's what I'm getting at.

Loki: There have been many times I have been MAD at you and vented to my mother and you have read it and gotten very angry at it. You didnt call me up and say "Oh Loki I understand how you feel, I apologize!"

Stella: You never understand anything I say because you have a different brain than me.
Stella I didn't say I would apologize.

Loki: thanks for that... im glad we dont share one brain. we are 2 different people

Stella: But did you have to write that same email/complaint again? No.
Stella: See, there.
Stella: I'd hate being you.
Stella: No offense

Loki: What?
Loki: why?
Loki: thats ridiculous

Stella: I just like me. I'm like being me better.

Loki: there is nothing wrong with me
Loki: Oh puuhlease. Who is talking better... you make everything a competition. Like I am trying to "Outsmart, Outlast, Outplay" you. Im not. there is no rivalry here.
Loki: Speaking of, could you win survivor?

Stella: Let me elaborate oh sensitive one.
Stella: I wouldnt' want to be the firstborn... who was therefore the first rebellious teenager.. I wouldn't want to be married to that man who has all those crazy ideas... I wouldn't like to be tall either...
Stella: And I wouldn't like to have to work full time

Loki: well gee. would you like me to list the reasons I dont want to be you. Do you even like my spawn?

Stella: haha. or Pay bills.
Stella: And had to learn the hard way at everything.

Loki: so you dont want to be a grown up

Stella: Take it or leave it muchacho.
Stella: I didn't say you had to list anything.

Loki: but havent you learned through me. Havent I taught you the things you dont want? You have never had to try because you see what and where I got. Maybe you should pay me a penance
Loki: for teaching you
Loki: a sisters tax

Stella: No, I wouldn't last on Survivor. Because when I get hungry- like extreme hunger- I get all hot and sweaty and cranky and I feel like I'm gonna die or pass out or poop.. and I would NOT survive.
Stella: Besides that I'm not into nature. Much like dogs, it sounds nice... you know camping.. living off the land. But when it comes down to it, put me up in a nice hotel and let me go shopping.

Loki: like you are going to die and lose all control of bodily functions?

Stella: On the other hand, I would like to go on Amazing Race, even though I have no sense of

direction. However, I have yet to find a person who will agree to audition with me. I asked Dad once and he said he would do it if I could navigate him to our parking spot (when we were going to a Thunder game) and I was successful!
Stella: People who die do lose control of bodily functions! DUH!

Loki:I know silly but hunger should not make you feel like dying!!!
Loki: NO ONE will go with you....if they know you.
Loki: to the amazing race that is
Loki: you would get mad at something and then quit talking to them.
Loki: Dad would try to get you to do something you didnt want to do and then you would get all sulky because he yelled at you or something.

Stella: I don't think so. I'm not that tempermental.

Loki: they totally should put you on the show because it would be sooo entertaining
Loki: for real? You dont think so....have you seen Bella... thats you Stella. Thats you

Stella: Well then maybe I would make some good drama. But maybe not. You're WAY more dramatic than I am.

Loki: Oh yes but I dont deny it

Stella: When I got my epidural I wasn't freaking out about my feet being numb for hours and hours like a whiny cry baby.
Stella: I was clear, calm and collected. I had that baby like a pro. You were the one acting like a wild woman.

Loki: i would be entertaining on the show as well. Sign me up, I dont know who would provoke more insanity out of me...

Stella: me or who?
Stella: Big t?

Loki: Big T

Stella: He'd be the most ANNOYING partner of all time.

Loki: oh yes,. he would be the guy yelling at me to DO IT>.. COME ON!!!
Loki: We would have to have marriage counseling after that if we went

Stella: He'd get you SO LOST and he'd be so convinced that he was right and you'd lose.

Loki: I am not discussing my birthing experience with you, You are NOT me. It was NOT fun. I was sinking through that bed...

Stella: Whatever. I had back labor.

Loki: poor you, i had to get CUT open.

Stella: At least you didn't RIP open

Loki: The first time I looked in my baby's face... I had to turn my head and puke
Loki: I wont ever tell her that... it might give her a complex

Stella: This post is not goign to be a G rating and will scare Saucy if we continue this subject.

Loki: lets continue! haha

Stella: That's awful. I looked down on my baby with love and smiled.
Stella: Clearly a superior mother. Ahahah

Loki: i did later...once I woke up from being knocked out.
Loki: OH CLEARLY.
Loki: now you are trying to "out-mom" me
Loki: its ridiculous. You have competitive issues with me. ENOUGH!

Stella: I have nothing to prove.
Stella: I was being funny.

Loki: well quit trying to one up me
Loki: all the time

Stella: I have this thing called a sense of humor, maybe you didn't get one.

Loki: maybe that was one other thing you are better at.
Loki: anyway...

Stella: Yes, I'm a comedian.. And I travel around the world... And I make millions of dollars

Loki: I wish you would

Stella: I wished that I could have a castle and so now I have one... And then I wished that you would have to be my servant, so guess what? Now you are...

Loki: well at least Im pretty

Stella: Well I was voted the Prettiest girl here at work... cuz I'm a model ya know.
Stella: Do you not watch SNL?
Stella: Obviously not.

Loki: Yes I do... but you need to be petting your head while saying such things
Loki: SORRY

Stella: Well look over here and I'll pet my hair.

"I'm on a special diet"