Stella: I would like to play that game. But I would like to spread it out over a longer period of time rather than just 4 days. And I wouldn’t like to go to stranger’s houses…. I think I would just like to be served fancy and exquisite dishes from people that I know. Oh, and that I like. Okay, I really just don’t qualify for this show at all. But I do like crème brulee. (It’s fabulous at Deep Fork.) And Crème brulee reminds me of Pnina Torna…. as I have been watching lots of “Say Yes to the Dress” & wedding shows. (Which you would know if you took our quiz! I especially like to watch the Big Bliss episodes. I won’t lie, it makes me feel good about myself.) This weekend I watched the new “Four Weddings” episode, which is the same premise as the show Loki described above except 4 strangers go to each other’s weddings and rate them. But these girls can be so annoying complaining about how there is “TOO much food at the cocktail hour” or how “there wasn’t as much bling as I thought there would be.” I also read a lot of wedding blogs… And look up the usual.. Wedding Ideas. Wedding dresses. Wedding pictures.. And I especially love when someone is tagged or puts up wedding pictures on Facebook…. Why, you might ask? Am I already secretly planning my wedding to Mr. Bradford? No. I just love them. And I don’t travel and eat exotic food or maybe I would be into that.
Loki: No, you are not an adventurous eater so I don’t think you would do well having other people cook for you. I am surprised I got you to eat hummus with me…Although you had a snear on your face until you decided it wasn’t going to make you gag. Next up: Sushi. Do you know it is an insult to salt or pepper food someone has cooked for you? It means it wasn’t cooked properly in the first place. Although I don’t take personal offense to such things… But in these shows they do. I like watching “Four Weddings” too. I make Big T watch it with me too… Just so he can know how good he had it. (And to torture him at the same time.) I hate how usually the girl that spent the most money on the wedding is the one that wins the big trip in the end. When, Hello! If you spent $56,000 on your wedding then surely you can afford a decent honeymoon somewhere. Do you think these girls go on a honeymoon anyway and then whoever wins just gets a second honeymoon? I would like a 2nd honeymoon please…to Tahiti or Fiji—those are my dream vacays. Why are you looking up wedding dresses? (Seriously I can see her computer screen and she is browsing high dollar wedding dresses.) I was in like 3 consecutive weddings… then we had to plan my wedding and then Stella’s wedding… and then Batman and Blondie’s wedding.. I am wedding’ed out. Even if it has been a year and a half since all the wedding hoopla…I am still not recovered. Please tell Sammy he has to wait to marry you.
Stella: We'll probaby have sushi, hummus, and crème brulee at our wedding... I don’t think Sammy and I will have a budget for our festivities so let’s go ahead and pick out what dress I should wear. It has to be one of these Pnina dresses. (But let’s pretend he had her design it just for me. By the way, these are not my favorite dresses. Just put some on here for fun. Loki was afraid to pick because she didn't want to insult me.)
Dress 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.. Click to enlarge!
Jello?! Why does he want jello?
Because he's comfortable with jello.. Jello makes him... comfortable! I realize, compared to creme brulee it's... jello, but maybe that's what he needs.