Expiration Date

Loki: Oh no. Stella had just written an entire blog about her disgust for expired milk. (Gross right?) But it somehow got twisted around into talking about farts and other smelly things coming out of the fridge. (You thought I was going to say bottoms, didn't you?) Anyway, I was typing to add more on to that subject when Baby Blue crawled up to me and reached up... hitting a button that effectively deleted the whole thing. Whoops. There's no way I can recreate the blog we were working on... I guess this is what happens when you blog at home with a baby. Perhaps it is my punishment for spending all my free time on the computer blogging instead of finding a job. Anyhow, earlier today Blue & I were jamming out when we suddently heard a knock on the door. (I always ignore knocks on my door. If it is someone I know then they would have called first... or will call if I don't answer the door.) If anyone does happen to show up at my door then I just pretend to be napping or taking a shower so I don't have to answer the door. However, today as I said before there was loud music playing...so it was obvious that I am home. I thought I could just ignore it and act like I just couldn't hear the door over the music. Well, the knocking continues to the point that they knock the door open. Well, that was rude! So I say, "Excuse me!" I think someone is about to barge in my house (even though at this point I think it is probably my mother in law.) Who else just barges into someone's home? Turns out it was the gas man. See how funny this was when we were already talking about gas? Anyway, now there are strange men in my back yard fiddling with the gas. I guess they had to turn off the gas and have been asking me silly questions that I don't know the answer to. I don't know if my oven ignition is electic or gas? I guess I won't try and cook or take a shower until they leave. Until then I am hiding out in this room.

Stella: Oh my. The previous post was much better than this.

Loki: Sorry! Perhaps you would like to know that another time Baby Blue and I were jamming out...the toilet overflowed. So bad that there was water seeping into my bedroom and her bedroom. I had to use every towel in the house to soak up the water... and I put the baby in a hamper so she couldnt get in the water and play. It is amazing the circumstances I get myself in now that I am home all the time. Oh and on the job front...because I know you are all so interested....I applied to 5 different places on craigslist and 2 have already responded and are scams. Did you know people are now also using the job market to scam people. If I were a crook I wouldn't think that the unemployed would be the wealthiest people to rob... just saying.

Stella: Maybe you & the baby should stop "jamming out." Just a suggestion. Then you could do more productive things... Like clean out your laundry room. Hint hint. (It pains me to even glance in its direction.) I don't have anything interesting to say now that you've deleted my insightful and thoughtful discussion on expiration dates... The most I can offer to you is that I'm going to get my hair cut today. Bella is playing with her Lite Brite. And I watched another 3 movies I've never seen before. Oh and last night Bella vomitted in bed and I had to rinse out a huge pile of puke from my sheets. As well as off of my body. My self-esteem is just booming right now.

Loki: Ugh thats my worst nightmare. Puke. The laundry room isnt that bad... seriously. I just did all the laundry in my house... you are just thinking of my old house. I did just clean out the computer room, you would be impressed. Gee we are so entertaining now that we lost our highly entertaining jobs. Do you think I should let Baby Blue crawl on the computer desk while I type this? Probably not but she is happy.

Stella: I should teach my daughter where the delete button so she can "accidentally" get rid of this nonsense. The laundry room was atrocious. I saw it on Monday.

Loki: Ahh the never ending scolding for my cleanliness. Obvioulsy the previous post would have been better... but I did the best I could. Now that the baby is napping I shall go try on clothes for our family photos this weekend. Would you like to also know what I am cooking for dinner this week? I just made a pork loin last night with some broccoli... you know I was watching Rachel Ray (even though she really annoys me how she giggles all the time) ...anyway I had the recipe already so I went ahead and made it. Also I cant decide what to wear for our photos... either my new snazzy black outfit... or the purple shirt. Decisions decisions. I have a feeling that I would look best in the purple. I just want to look better than anyone. Well not really... I just dont want to look fat. Thats my goal, Not to look fat. I must go and practice my leaning in to appear thinner. (gma mod told us about this) Or perhaps I should jump on this elliptical behind me that has been collecting dust. Yes thats what I will do.
(Stella told me to ramble so much it would bore all of you to tears... did it work?)

Whats the one room in your house that needs a good cleaning?