Woe

Stella: Woe to me. I think I should go into hibernation for the winter. I don’t have any winter clothes. Now that summer is ending so is my joy.

Loki: That is the difference between you and I. I like the winter better. I love snow days! Yeah, no work!!! (This place frequently shuts down due to ICY roads..gotta love it) I love sipping coco by the fire while bundled up in a nice blanket.. ok maybe I never sip coco by the fire. But I do like a good fire. I’ve got some winter clothes that I didn’t get to wear last season (since I was in the maternity clothes last winter—and just rotated the 3 sweaters I had over and over) so surely it will feel like I have all new clothes. Hip Hip Hooray. (Can I still wear the maternity sweaters if I run out of things to wear or am having a "fat" day??) I have bought some fabulous boots that I am sure I am going to get lots of wear out of them. You will hate them by February I am sure.

Stella: If I ever need help falling asleep, I will read this over and over to myself. Actually, I’d probably just have to read it once. Although wanting to correct your spelling of coco to Cocoa would probably keep me awake.

Loki: You have turned into a mean old hag. You have been nothing but RUDE to me this week. SNAP out of it. Where am I supposed to go with 4 sentences, especially when it starts as WOE IS ME? I think of Joey Lawrence: “WHOA!” What am I thinking of Coco Channel? Coco as in the dog? Anyway I don’t know what the winter fashion is either. I feel like if I wear leggings I will look like I am trying to be 16. I cannot wear skinny jeans… because I think you need to BE skinny to wear them. I am thinking that I will just be a grunge this winter. Maybe I will just mimick what you wore all last winter….black and grey pants with black and grey tops. How festive! I feel like we are always 2 years behind the “hip” style. We as in Oklahoma or we as in You and I… either way. Its hard to look at fashion in magazines or online because I do not have a model's body therefore those clothes will not look the same on me. I tried buying a dress once from online... I thought it was sorta baggy so maybe it would fit me the same way it did the model. Ummm it came looking like a big garbage bag (a teal one at that). I promptly returned it back to the store. I am tired of talking fashion-- who cares?! I dont need to impress anyone.

Yes I realize you are going to continue to think I am boring. You are not the only person I am talking too… besides, maybe the readers have more to comment about you hibernating for the winter.

***Stella fell asleep while reading my response.. and gave up on this blog.

Do you think Stella should dress up as the old lady above or this fashionista for Halloween?!